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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Drops Kirstie Alley on 'Dancing With the Stars' One too many people must have told Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kirstie Alley to break a leg before their "Dancing with the Stars" performance on Monday night.
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@sexay21 She's so fat when she sat on a dollar she made 4 quarters. She's so fat she uses VW bugs as roller-skates. She's so fat NASA plans to use her to plug up the hole in the Ozone. She's so fat when I tell her to haul ass she has to make 2 trips. She's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. She's so fat she's once, twice, three times the lady. She's so fat she deep-fries her toothpaste. She's so fat when she bungee jumped so went straight to hell. She's so fat...
@MrDookieBootie YOU ARE SOOO NOT NICE!!! I THINK SHE BEAUTIFUL AND SHE IS A WONDERFUL DANCER AT 60 AND HER SIZE YOU THINK YOU COULD DO THAT??? HUH?? YOU THINK YO MAMA COULD DO THAT!!! YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CRAPY ASS WIPES THAT WANNA GO HATIN' ON PPL? WHY DO Y'ALL DO THAT? IF YOU AND MANY OTHER PPL HERE HAVE NTN GUD TO SAY JUST "KIBBA YU MUTH" AND NUH CHAT!!!
She's so fat she has her own zip code. She's so fat her blood type is rocky road. She's so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck. She's so fat to have sex with her you have to slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in. She's so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-Shirt Helicopters try to land on her. She so fat she has to wear a VCR as a beeper. She's so fat she eats watermelons like tick tacks. She's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone. She so fat...
Very playful I like it I think.
keep voting kirstie fans! one more week! call 1-800-868-3411, text, and go to abc.com to vote online. people outside the u.s. can still vote online.
I love how when Maks limps off to get ice, all the other pro dancers get up and follow him to check on him :) <3
this show is rigged...they fall and still get great scores....last week was horrible and a judge gave her a 9...really?
Shes so fat she masterbaits to the Food Network channel.
Shes so fat when she looked at the scale it said To Be Continued.
Shes so fat she has own gravity pull.
Shes so fat if you try to run around her youll get lost.
Shes so fat she sweats oil.
Shes so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
Shes so fat I took a picture of her last year and its still printing.
Shes so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of Crack.
Shes so fat shes got more Chins than a chinese phone book.
like it ;D?
she moves really well in my opinion.
She is sooo graceful! She moves like she weighs nothing!! Beautiful dance! And Max is such a warrior for holding out while he was still in pain!
Kirstie is simply awesome in & out while Maks is one hell of a PRO! Why would you meanies crack jokes abt any of them? Try lifting your partner & continue dancing with an injured thigh, oh & in front of 20 million people...
He seems to have a bit of a fancy for her me thinks ;)
@DreadedEd ahh hello?!?!..... you just did. still looking like a plonker.....
I feel so sorry for actresses who are bigger than a size 1/2 I mean people say its the modelling and actresses who make normal people feel fat. well going by the insensitive people here Id say its the other way around.
So much for trying to show young teenagers that size isnt important. I think those whove hassled here really need to grow up
Id pull a muscle too if I were trying to lift a cow...
Ya know, I'm a definite Hines Ward fan........but Kirstie is my second favorite. Her footwork is incredible. No one....and I mean no one....is perfect. For the people making the fat jokes....please take a look in the mirror at your own flaws. We all have them. To those "mean" people out there - remember - "What goes around, comes around".
@gingerchipper I hope to "God" that you are female. If not, you may want to check to see if your balls are still there.
This definitely would have been their best dance had that not happened.
That [dancer] dude looked like his thigh fuck up, back fucked up, then foot pain. I feel bad for that dude. (I said nothing about Kirstie being fat ((don't need to)) )
You try holding that fat ass up, she should be dancing with Hulk Hogan.
Worth so much more than 7's. That dance made me cry...
3 things i loved about this episode. tom, the show host, this is what hosting is all about. maksim, he's just gorgeous and so manly with how he handled this. and kirstie, she's amazing, magnetic.
they did sooo great! love their disciplin! kirstie makes maks look like a better person and vice versa. they seem to be such a great team!!!
What do Kirstie and the Liberty Bell have in common? Both have big cracks!!
Lol you cant complain about fat jokes in a situation like this lolol. His one leg isnt goin to be strong enough to hold up 500 pounds.
I was so touched by the emotion of the dancers. Hines is so human. Great div. Thanks. Here We GO!!!