Porn Star Dancing : My Darkest Day ft Chad Kroeger,Ludacris and Zakk Wylde + Lyrics
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Kelly won’t kiss my friend, Cassandra Jessica won’t play ball Mandy won’t share her friend, Miranda Doesn’t anybody live at all? Amanda won’t leave me empty handed Got her number from a bathroom stall Brandy just got way too much baggage And tonight shit just gets old But I got a girl who can put on a show The dollar decides how far you can go with her She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go She takes it off nice and slow Cause that’s porn star dancing She don’t play nice, she makes me beg She drops that dress around her legs And I’m sittin’ right by the stage With this porn star dancing Your body’s lighting up the room Now want a naughty girl like you There’s nothing hotter than…. (Chad Kroeger) Stacy’s gonna save her self for marriage But that’s just not my style She got pair that’s nice to stare at But I want girls gone wild But I know a place where there’s always a show The dollar decides how far you can go with her She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go She takes it off nice and slow Cause that’s porn star dancing She don’t play nice, she makes me beg She drops that dress around her legs And I’m sittin’ right by the stage with this porn star dancing Your body’s lighting up the room Now i want naughty girl like you Let’s throw a party just for two you know those normal girls won’t do Ludacris Part They won’t do I needa girl that’s kinda frisky Drinkin’ with the fellas takin shots and getting tipsy …
With the help of Dave, Murray forces Bret and Jemaine to visit a nightclub to experience “dancing music”. Inside they discover that the club is overpopulated with men and they sing the song “Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor”. Jemaine manages to pick up a woman at the club but when he awakes at her place the next morning, he discovers that he is surrounded by Australian memorabilia. It is only then he realises that he has accidentally slept with an Australian. Jemaine tries to sneak out but he can’t unlock the door. He phones Bret for help, but the woman catches him and introduces herself as “Keitha”. She asks him to stay longer, but he leaves and heads straight to the doctor for a checkup. Later at a band meeting, Bret reveals to Murray what Jemaine has done. Bret and Murray discuss whether Jemaine should be expelled from the band for his transgression, but they allow him to stay. Jemaine revisits Keitha to retrieve his missing wallet and over a cup of tea he interrogates her about her family to determine exactly how Australian she is. It turns out she is very Australian, but nonetheless she manages to entice him into bed again.
Video Rating: 4 / 5